If you’re looking to feed a crowd, this Elephant Stew recipe is for you!
If you are looking to feed a crowd, then I have the perfect recipe for you! This Elephant Stew couldn’t be easier! The best part is, it easily feeds 3,000 people! And, if for some weird reason you should need to feed more than 3,000 people, I mention in the recipe how to make it stretch farther! Aren’t you glad I’ve got your back like that?! I think everyone has a grandma that has an old church cookbook with this recipe in it!
The hardest part of making this Elephant Stew will be obtaining the elephant. I just happened to find an elephant in my kids’ toy box! How lucky was that?! Since this recipe takes so long to prepare and cook, you really need to plan ahead – a good 2 months in advance should do it! Of course, you’ll need a stock pot – or ten – to cook this recipe. This stockpot should do the trick! I would also suggest pulling out the garden hose to fill the stockpot with water because you’re not getting that sucker under the kitchen faucet!
Elephant Stew
If you're looking to feed a crowd, this Elephant Stew recipe is for you!
Ingredients
- 1 elephant
- 100 gallons water
- Salt and pepper, to taste
- 2 rabbits
Instructions
- Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces - this should take about 3 weeks.
- Place the elephant pieces in a pot and cover with water. Season with salt and pepper. Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer until the elephant meat is cooked through and tender - this will take about 4 months.
- This recipe serves around 3,000 people. If you are expecting more, you can add the two rabbits. However, this should be done with caution - many people do not like to find hare in their stew!
| Nutrition Facts | |
|---|---|
| Serving Size | |
| Amount Per Serving | As Served |
| Calories 2kcal Calories from fat 1 | |
| % Daily Value | |
| Total Fat 0g | 0% |
| Saturated Fat 0g | 0% |
| Cholesterol 1mg | 0% |
| Sodium 297mg | 12% |
| Carbohydrate 0g | 0% |
| Dietary Fiber 0g | 0% |
| Sugars 0g | |
| Protein 0g | |
Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs:
| Calories | 2000 | |
|---|---|---|
| Total Fat | Less than | 65g |
| Sat Fat | Less than | 25g |
| Cholesterol | Less than | 300mg |
| Sodium | Less than | 2,400mg |
| Total Carbohydrate | 300g | |
| Dietary Fiber | 25g | |
**Please note: No elephants were harmed for this post and I’m pretty sure if you try to make this recipe, it will turn out awful! Just have a laugh and don’t make the recipe – Happy April Fool’s Day, y’all!! I just had to have some fun and I hope you don’t mind the antics! 😉
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Perfect 🙂 And if I ever have a crowd of 3000, feeding them will be the least of my worries 🙂
Happy April Fools! I love the picture!
I got caught out! Well done Jamie